Emergency, Call 911!

...Or just remember to pack your wedding day emergency kit. Mine consists of:

Ibuprofen
Tums
chalk (to cover smears/smudges on dress)
tweezers
deodorant
touch-up makeup
hairspray
comb
tissues
mints
floss
Visine
super glue
lighter
static cling spray
lint roller
water bottle
extra earring backs
hem tape
scotch tape
moist towelettes
needle & thread
manicure scissors
Tide-to-go
hair pins/clips
corsage pins
Band-aids
granola bars
safety pins
cell phone
cash
hand mirror
nail file
feminine products

What's in your kit?